eesa curse

when you’re playing marvel rivals and you’re playing good and winning every game until you queue with your friend and you start losing every game you play with them
Man, I was winning every game solo, but the moment I teamed up with Jay, the Eesa curse hit, we couldn’t catch a break!
by toogoated April 13, 2025
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the latvian curse

Got you there you fat Latvian shit ahahah better luck next time-Maxime

a Latvian curse is when you trick your friend into searching something up in urban dictionary
Tomass is dumb and fell to the Latvian curse
by Carmen6969 October 27, 2020
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.
This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
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Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.
"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"
by Chair11111 March 24, 2023
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Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.
“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”
by gbc1969 February 28, 2023
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