Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.

Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen

by snoxmy July 26, 2021

curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

The Gypsies Curse

The consequence of removing the Georgia based band Gyn Soaked Gypsies from stage mid song.

If you remove said band from stage before the agreed upon time, then venue will become defunct in under a year.

"Man I saw Gyn Soaked Gypsies play at a bar last October, and the drunken sound guy jumped up on stage mid song to cut their set short by twenty minutes! Six months later...the bar is just GONE! I think it was the Gypsies Curse!"

by JakeThePinetree September 12, 2020

Fahad Beg Curse

In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.

As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*

by Iamseeb August 10, 2024

The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

playingo curse

The playingo curse is a vile affliction that curses individuals with a combination of faggotry, autism, bitchiness, fucking stupidity, and incel tendencies. Those under the 'playingo curse' are doomed to a life of wretchedness, ignorance, and eternal damnation, forever shunned by society for their repulsive nature

Stay away from that guy, he's got the playingo curse

by Yuhkil February 28, 2024