The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.

by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015

Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.

I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023

Cursed Image

An image, most commonly a meme, with so much unbearable cringe that turns into a curse that you immediately result in posting it to every single social media site in existence.

Person: Hey, look at this really cursed image!
Other Person: Hold on, let me get my reddit out...

by Greninjasn July 18, 2021

colgin curse

This devastating spell is cast upon an individual who is found attractive by many, but can never seem to reciprocate the feelings. Though the spell-bound individual has a kind heart (ish), they yearn for people who will never feel the same way. All they need is a prince or princess to break the curse....

Back at it again with the Colgin Curse!

by indianbeaut123 May 28, 2018

xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow

person 1: shit you died try to win the gulag
person 1:oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020