The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

The Curse of Dazai

To have extremely bad luck.

Oh man, she really had The Curse of Dazai.

by Inuit_ August 17, 2025

99% Curse

Losing a point at 99% in Overwatch, and then losing the round.

I just got 99% cursed on Ilios.

by RCR terms May 24, 2025

Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015

Trump curse

Being admired by those you despise and being despised by those you admire.

Milo is such a troll that he will lose all this friends. This guy will end up with the Trump curse.

by cordeironuno April 10, 2024

Red Curse

A disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle.

I would fuck her sideways, but she has the Red Curse.

by RedCurse April 13, 2013

milestone curse

Referring specifically to mcyt Dream (dreamwastaken), the milestone curse is an ongoing joke between Dream stans that every time Dream hits a milestone there is a controversy or drama that happens involving him.

"Yay, Dream 19mil!!"
"But you know what they say about the milestone curse-" *gunshots*

by wibby420 March 4, 2021