ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

Monkey

Idk. Some weird shit form Dragon Ball Z or somthing.

Frieza: Filthy Monkey

by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024