When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023
cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 13, 2022
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean May 30, 2018
imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 27, 2023
by fearlessflasher April 4, 2012
by Goatblower March 14, 2018
The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022