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Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Chunky monkey

When someone is too fat you call them a chunky monkey
Person 1: bro that guy is so fat

Person 2: yeah he is so chunky monkey
by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023
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Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey
by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010
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monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.
When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass
by that kid righht there August 6, 2006
mugGet the monkey bumblemug.

monkey slander

this Spanish test is monkey slander
by crewvila January 31, 2023
mugGet the monkey slandermug.

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
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Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.
Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.
by not Sefi January 15, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Burnoutmug.

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