What you're doing

I made you feel bad and now you want me to feel bad.

Hym "Except I didn't molest a retard or rape anybody. I have nothing to feel bad about. Kendra, on the otherhand, does. I won't ever be sorry. Whether or not I get the credit I deserve isn't contingent on that but whether or not a little girl gets to experience fat-cock bliss is. What I did instead was create AI and become the greatest writer who has ever lived. What you're doing is taking revenge on someone who didn't accost you and it reeks of someone who got raped and is fucked in the head because of it. And now that all those kids are dead explicitly because of you, you're worse than literally any rapist. You're like a mass murder who also manufactured a mental illness."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Doing a kazmi

To get married without telling your friends to avoid having to go through with a stag-do

You never guess what Shuaib did, he told us all he was visiting Pakistan with his family and he ended up doing a Kazmi

by Mustafa the great November 21, 2019

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Daddy Do-over

The first sexual act after a man divorced with his wife and remarried a new one

“I’m ready for a Daddy Do-over honey!”

by Unwary Scrub October 21, 2021

doing his Nelson Eddy

doing his Nelson Eddy

My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath

by Marlyyy October 27, 2017

To do a Henke

To do a Henke is when someone heavily depends on you and you purposely screw up. This will usually result in death.

Man, we were so close to winning that. But you just had to do a Henke

by Jorji November 4, 2018

nah , imma do my own ting

A phrase used by a person who has a sense of independence or determination to follow one's own path or preferences but 99% percent of the time he doing it because he wanna look sigma.

At the Soccer Pitch:
Teammate 1: Oi, Pass the ball!
Guy: nah , imma do my own ting
*shoots and misses*
Teammate 1: GET OU-

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025