Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream

I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record

by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020

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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

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Do a lorreigh

When you cough really hard so you spin around in a circle and fix it

*Man choking*
Friend: "omg you need to do a lorreigh!"

by Cat in the hat ;P September 10, 2022

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To do flatus

When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person

I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

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How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like

Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”

by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025

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