Nova Time

when your perpetually late for work and just don’t give a fuck.

Hey we start at 6.

Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?

He’s on nova time.

by Oak creek cowboy August 31, 2021

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Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.

"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013

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Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people

Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"

by tecopux September 15, 2022

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Apple Time

The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.

Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven

by turkey fingers November 1, 2018

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