Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

sammi

Short for sandwich.

I’m so hungry, I’m gonna make a sammi.

by Radar Cheddar November 21, 2020

sammi

A sammi is a sandwich.

I’m hungry, I’m gonna make a sammi.

by Radar Cheddar November 21, 2020

Sammi

Yes, she can be a bit of an ass sometimes, but that doesn't stop me from liking her.

Sammi is a fucking noun!

by DR.Fate_CoDe11 June 25, 2018

Sammi

That girl the stays up all night sending you Tiktoks but can’t answer you calls at 4 am. Sammi, that girl that is a friendly but rude person. Be careful of a Sammi she could be making fun of your Roblox avatar but you won’t know. She is a icon even if she is in a bald cap and pj’s or on her period.

Sammi is that girl you will love.

by Defusedheaven2022 January 1, 2022

Sammi

She’s a selfish little bitch and is very rude. She always talks behind people’s back.

“Me: Uh sammi I don’t wanna be your friend anymore.”

“Sammi: Ugh how rude I did everything for you!!”
“Me: Yeah right.”

by Hi_bishhhh June 26, 2019

Sammi

Retarded and autistic and dumb and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually retarded

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019