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Meme-Teen

A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.
Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.
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Green teen

A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.
I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.
by anonymous July 10, 2024
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Gay Teen

When a man within the ages of 12-19 dates, kisses, has sex with, etc. another man within the same age range. Most commonly between high school boys
Dylan had a huge gay teen obsession with Hudson.
by therealone11 August 19, 2022
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Gay Teen Forum

What's was intended as a benign project to provide vulnerable LGBT teens a safe space, the now-defunct online network was tainted by its tendency to attract malicious and racist youth; who championed the all-too-well-known "gay drama" that everyone hates.

Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".

If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".

Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.

Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.

As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Well, hello, Stephen_Cee! Fancy bumping into you here... outside Gay Teen Forum. Small world! What brought you here?

Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.

Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.

Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!
by Ace_Chen December 15, 2024
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Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
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Teen

Short for teenager, a teen is someone between the ages of 13-19, hence the suffix "teen." Commonly misunderstood, teenagers have many stereotypes. They are, but not limited to, the following:

-addicts
-troublemakers
-lazy

Many teens may be like the above, however it is wrong to associate this image to them.
Lisa: Hey, you said your son was a teen right?
Mary: Yeah, he's pretty well-behaved.
Lisa: Pshhhh, like I can believe that, good luck raising him.
by biggie gee June 1, 2021
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Teen Pep

A program that essentially encourages teens to have sex.
Person 1: Why did you lose your virginity so early on?
Person 2: Teen Pep.
by Rx720 October 15, 2021
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