The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
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Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
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Get the Teen Programmer mug.large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.
16 year old, small, thin, sticklike
17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat
17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat
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Get the late teen meat mug.A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
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