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Mash

to collaborate... to get together!
Mashed - To party together!
Lets Mash this Saturday!
by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024
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Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 28, 2023
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flex mashing

A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's
Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc
by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021
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flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.
"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"
by Sukmydix February 1, 2017
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