Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

mash

-cool
-pretty
-great
-pretty much the same as "mint"

Gabby is so mash, would love to bang her.

by ace candy April 16, 2014

Gash Mash

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Gash Mash is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Another name for a vagina is gash.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Gash Mash! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019

Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023