Mash Potato’ed

A superb blast combining Meth, Shrooms & Pot.

Not High, Not Geeked, Not Trippin… but now…. I’M MASHPOTATO’ED ! Mash Potato’ed, not Mashed Potato’d

(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)

If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!

Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)

Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !

by ShroomerBoomer May 6, 2024

Steak and mash

To give a girl and facial and then punch her in the face

I gave Her steak and mashast night

by Samuel.B.Goodman June 11, 2025

Mash

Typically used in UK slang to describe a Gun for example a Pistol, Shotgun or SMG

One example could be: “Yo bro man parked the mash off in the block”

by 7x13x15 August 6, 2024

Half-mash

A song that is built around--or relies so heavily on--a sample from another it might (or might as well) be considered a mashup of the new song and the sampled one.

"Pepper” by the Butthole Surfers samples “Loser” by Beck, and “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice samples “Under Pressure” by Queen so much that each might as well be called a mashup, or at least a "half-mash."

by Hoban Alleyne May 21, 2018

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020