The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.
--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.
by Tom and Petey October 13, 2008
by loutroye February 22, 2017
This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement
by Urban_Pseudonym October 21, 2022
by ghjk12 June 29, 2020