can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

Bomb jaw

On the streets when I was runnin shit they used to call me Bomb Jaw because I got that tight ass jaw jaw stretch like I’m a fucking cobra. #hoover

“Bro… that chick gave me bomb jaw! “

by SallySuckIt July 27, 2021

Jaw Burger

When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball

“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”

by TheGodFather5 July 28, 2021

Jaws 3D

A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.

Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D

Students: It’s trash

Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.

by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022

Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.

While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.

by Sharkynm June 4, 2021

Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.

Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!

by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024