MOM

The person you ᕳの෴のᕲ the most

Hey MOM.

by MOthery April 6, 2022

Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

by Funny to see you here! February 13, 2022

Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!

I love my mom

by KTimbol May 10, 2020

Mom

Something that is supposedly being fucked by your friends

I fucked your mom

by SweetNibba November 16, 2018

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions May 1, 2022

Mom

Mom means someone's mum but they put mom because they're probably a gamer who likes fingers up there bum
Mom is such a literal bastard

(Boy) hey mom (Mom) yes son? (Boy) your gay
Mom means someone who likes to get there son or brother to sit on their lap just like Charlie price

by Elliot croft November 24, 2021

Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.

I love you mom.

by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023