Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 2, 2021

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.

Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.

by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 21, 2010

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2022