sigma paradox

kid that calls himself a sigma hates women, he prefers men. but that's gay, and he hates gays.

kid: WOMEN SUX!!1!11 MEN SUPRMACY!!1
someone: so you prefer men over women?
kid: YEYSYESAFDSLKFDGJ
someone: that's gay
kid: EEEWWW GAY BADDD >:((
someone: huh, that's a sigma paradox..

by ArtyN November 15, 2023

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Paradoxical Gayisim

When a person becomes transgender just to like the same gender beforehand

“yeah man, she’s got some paradoxical gayisim going on in her head.”

by cookie_eater3127 February 12, 2022

Lytle Paradox

The Lytle Paradox, a perplexing enigma of academia, centers around Jacob Lytle, an exquisitely inept chemistry teacher. His grading prowess resembles a whimsical symphony of arbitrary deductions and misplaced assignments, while his classroom management skills orchestrate a chaotic ballet of disarray and bewilderment, leaving students entranced by the bewildering allure of his educational pandemonium.

The Lytle Paradox explains the true nature of Lytelian Grading Techniques.

by ggsbruhhhh June 1, 2023

The Babcockis Paradox

In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of

n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.

[phone]: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
[phone]: I am Babcockis.
[phone]: I, too, am Babcockis!
[phone]: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
[phone]: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!

by Youaaaeedduknowatizz June 12, 2017

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX

sorry we are full at this time.

WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....

It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.

THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.

Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts and talks like they've never been hit in the face, but because of their rudeness there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

This guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025