SIGMA Magazine
by SIGMA Magazine July 6, 2013
A year where an individual successfully complets:
Just jerkn't january
Fuck fapping february
Meat mastery march
Abstinence april
Must make it may!
Just jesus june
Jacked july
Almost there august
Save semen september
Only sex october
No nut november
Don't do it december
thus becoming a literal god of self control.
Just jerkn't january
Fuck fapping february
Meat mastery march
Abstinence april
Must make it may!
Just jesus june
Jacked july
Almost there august
Save semen september
Only sex october
No nut november
Don't do it december
thus becoming a literal god of self control.
Mike:"Hey, the word on the street it that you finished Sigma year. Is it true?"
James:"Yeah"
Mike:"Dude, you are a legend!"
James:"Yeah"
Mike:"Dude, you are a legend!"
by chorbet November 15, 2022
The Sigma Grindset involves recognizing the bleakness and finitude of the typical life of a modern human being, whilst doing everything in one’s power to liberate themselves from these shackles, including and not limited to: actively rejecting any social norms, activities, and relationships that may interfere with this noble yet selfish pursuit, fueled by none other than greed, disgust, and ego.
Justin is on the Sigma Grindset.
by Mr. P Bateman July 13, 2022
by ______________hi November 4, 2023
Heavy pain often in a particular spot of the body eg. chest, abs, shoulders etc. indicating that the person is slowly starting to evolve into a Sigma male. Usually happens after a certain change in life like a break-up, after holidays, getting a new gf or job. Mostly paired with a strong will to enhance the personal career, exceed in studys and/or fitness.
Have you seen Jon recently he complained about a heavy pain in his chest ?
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
by Fightordieanonymously August 22, 2021
A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.
by MickeySingh April 12, 2022
A local sorority to Waterloo, ON, and one of love and acceptance. Strong and dedicated sisters join together to stand for diversity, academics, integrity, philanthropy, and social interactions. Joining this sisterhood is more than a destination, it is a journey that takes you past school and through life.
by NoAngelWalking November 24, 2021