ya mum

ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet

ya mum!
ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet ha!

by Beelzebe April 1, 2004

ya mum

it normally means yo momma

"yo girl is a butta-face ass hoe". "FUCK YOU NIGGA YA MUM".

by yayareahottie August 11, 2005

ya mum

Mitchell's mum

I seen ya mum playing soccer bare foot with a medicine ball in Tasmania

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

ya mum

scalli/townie phrase, used as an insult.

YA NO U, YUR SCUM OF ERF, SCUM OF ERF I SAY. YA MUM! - scallism at max.

by lucy schofield and ageliki varelis July 3, 2004

ya mum

Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...

REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.

REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.

REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.

ya mum is a stone cold fox

by The Master of May 13, 2008

ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

Ya Mum

a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?"
"YA MUM"

"Yo fat mole"
"YA MUM"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"
"YA MUM"

"what were you doin last night?"
"YA MUM!"

by Bend Over June 9, 2004