"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."
by westweird ho December 4, 2006
Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.
Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.
by ktrose August 8, 2012
The epitome of cool and/or extreme.
by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014
The oposite of straight edge.
by GlamTrash December 28, 2010
When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
by alibuz January 12, 2021
wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 6, 2022