ding dong wee wee

chicago street slang for disgusting whore

sandy is a ding dong wee wee

ding dong wee wee by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023

I need to do wee wee 

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

I need to do wee wee by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

wee todd did 

(adj) A shorter way of saying sofa king wee todd did. wee todd did is a more commonly used phrase because of it's short/fast response. The phrase sounds like retarded when spoken out loud. When said, each "word" in the phrase has a short pause. This is because wee todd did and retarded may be comprehended differently depending on the person who hears the word/phrase. This phrase is mostly used by people ages 11-14 but sometimes people as old as 18 may use it. This phrase is very offensive when said to a person who is actually retarded.

ex 1. Wow. That girl is wearing a Hannah Montana shirt at an Atreyu concert! She's gonna get shot. She's wee todd did.
ex 2. That girl Darlene is so wee todd did because she choked on an orange, she jumped around dancing and everyone thought she was having a good time when she was actually dying.
ex 3. Nina must have felt wee todd did when her friends started dancing in they car like they were wee todd did.
ex 4. I felt so wee todd did last night because I drank too much and hooked up with someone really ugly!

wee todd did by KzN March 14, 2009

sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

sofa king wee todd did by chawklit luver November 8, 2007

pee-wee the dog 

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

pee-wee the dog by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

wee-wa-dee 

1.an extremly small penis.
2.word used to babies or dogs for made up language.
3.to define penis.

He has a wee-wa-dee.
His wee-wa-dee is small.

wee-wa-dee by Josefromt-town October 12, 2006

Sit down wee 

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

Sit down wee by BVO1 April 7, 2010