A phenomenon that occurs while sleeping in. When you wake up completely rested, and go back to sleep and wake up again, overly rested. This happens ONLY in the summer.
Yeah man I woke up only to see it was 10:23am and the last thing I remember is waking up at 11:58am, talk about a double wake.
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Wake and Speed is when you wake up and try 5mg to 25mg Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) mixed with water. You can also use Blue Speed (Blue Amphetamine, Blue Ethylamphetamine). You become energetic and hyper. You might become sleepier instead on the Speed because of some forms of ADHD, so you might want to consider a Wake and Mod instead. If referring to Ethylamphetamine, it's Wake and EthylAmp (Wake and Ethyl-Amp, Wake and EA). If referring to Amphetamine, it's Wake and Amp. If referring to Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Cyclohexylaminopropane (Norpropylhexedrine, NPPX, CHAP), Propylhexedrine (PPX), Cyclopentamine (CPA), Cyclopentylaminopropane (CPAP), Propylamphetamine (PA, PropylAmp, Propyl-Amp), It's Wake and Speed jr. When it's Propylamphetamine, it's Wake and PropylAmp (Wake and PA, Wake and Propyl-Amp). If using any stimulant (including caffeine), it's Wake and Tweak (Wake and Stim).
Tony: I woke up at 6:30am, took 10mg of Ethylamphetamine, and fell asleep. Then I woke up at 7:30am awake, refreshed, energetic, and confident. Thanks Wake and Speed!
by CynderFanclub September 10, 2023
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The k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.

1. It could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.

2. Also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have sex.

3. Physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.
I need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.

I know I'm at Woodstock because I can smell the k-wake everywhere.

I told you to tie Timmy down!! Now who's gonna clean up this k-wake?!
by hipty dipity March 14, 2014
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1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else
I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up
by elfrosty April 6, 2014
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Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.
by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017
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I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.
by Chasmanian Devil February 12, 2010
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Phrase typically used by conspiracy theorists to imply you're ignorant.
"Man you know who brought down the Trade Centers. WAKE UP."

"Wake up. The Rothschilds control the world's banking supply. oh, and reptilians."
by Svenbot October 18, 2011
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