by Doggin86 September 06, 2016

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.
Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"
Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".
Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"
Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".
Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"
by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas August 13, 2008

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room
by Montana Wife September 23, 2011

by Twitty22 March 30, 2007

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.
"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"
by Boombabyboom June 05, 2009

Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.
Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.
Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.
by damian bunny May 09, 2008
