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The Valley Taco 

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.
RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)
The Valley Taco by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

The Spicy Taco 

A sexual position where you stick two jalapeños in random holes, the have sex with the third one.
That prostitute said she'd be up for anything, so we did the spicy taco
The Spicy Taco by Nate Eclipse June 17, 2021

The real taco 

The real taco and not any of the fakes, aka DARK Flash.
Damn bro, can we get the real taco up in here? (Twitch.tv/ElTacoManGaming)
The real taco by DARK Flash July 6, 2021

the Nordic taco 

When you put four Swedish rods in a box.
Did you see the way they handled that The Nordic taco.
the Nordic taco by Blueballsboy February 20, 2025

Taco the apple cart 

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
Taco the apple cart by Aemorris April 20, 2011

taco the town

What a diner dat serves super-tasty tortilla-wrap creations soon becomes.
Dat local Mexican restaurant is totally da "taco the town".
taco the town by QuacksO June 27, 2024