A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.
Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.
by SJHS BOI February 3, 2005
Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind
I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.
by BratBastard October 17, 2011
When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. April 27, 2006
by anonymous_loser April 7, 2018
by Why me? July 25, 2020
litte black dots with 8 fucking legs and are fucking scary as hell and they can go rot in the fiery flame of hell for all i fucking care.
Jake:spiders are so cool!
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?
by CrystalKid July 21, 2021