a creampie janitor is when a cuckold cleans the creampie of his girlfriends lover.
Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Jimmer:Hey How is it going? can you tell me where i can find a creampie janitor?
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!
by CoachEliasMelasIsDangerous October 23, 2023
From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.
by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021
A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer
I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.
by llamaluser December 4, 2008
get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor
by Laughin Leprachaun June 26, 2009
The most boring style of drum and bass music known to man. Deep and minimal, it clears the floor and should only be played when you want the janitor to start his duties.
Person 1: "Were there any hot girls at the club?"
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."
by crcksmkr February 13, 2010
by Scotty Matheson August 3, 2007
An inferior coffee-like substance totally dissimilar to real coffee except in appearance (caffeinated brown liquid) and drunk by individuals who seem to have severely damaged or no tastebuds at all (ie. customers waiting in an auto repair shop, people staffing a job fair booth within a shopping mall or community college, focus group facilitators, assisted living facility personnel and janitors...)
This bottom-of-the-barrel brew is often made from low-grade, pre-ground robusta beans and stored in giant unappealing plastic containers found on floor level of supermarkets and bodegas. It is a fraction of the cost and taste of freshly-roasted and ground coffee brewed from Arabica beans. It is the coffee equivalent of Natty Lite Ice.
When dispensed in public by any of the above it is often served luke-warm from a mildewy, never-washed Mr. Coffee maker and paired with non-dairy powdered "creamer" squeezed out of a Wet-Wipes-esque container covered in Bondo dust , ecoli and/or greasy fingerprints and a variety of highly-engineered toxic non-sugar based "sweeteners" and perhaps deeply-discounted danish. It is not organic- it is not Fair-Trade.
Analogous to the pro-choice philosophy of the abortion debate, this dumbed-down abomination being passed off as coffee is all about "life not quality of life" and will suffice for anyone who buys their clothes at gas stations and just wants to "GIT R DONE!"
This bottom-of-the-barrel brew is often made from low-grade, pre-ground robusta beans and stored in giant unappealing plastic containers found on floor level of supermarkets and bodegas. It is a fraction of the cost and taste of freshly-roasted and ground coffee brewed from Arabica beans. It is the coffee equivalent of Natty Lite Ice.
When dispensed in public by any of the above it is often served luke-warm from a mildewy, never-washed Mr. Coffee maker and paired with non-dairy powdered "creamer" squeezed out of a Wet-Wipes-esque container covered in Bondo dust , ecoli and/or greasy fingerprints and a variety of highly-engineered toxic non-sugar based "sweeteners" and perhaps deeply-discounted danish. It is not organic- it is not Fair-Trade.
Analogous to the pro-choice philosophy of the abortion debate, this dumbed-down abomination being passed off as coffee is all about "life not quality of life" and will suffice for anyone who buys their clothes at gas stations and just wants to "GIT R DONE!"
P: I got you some coffee. I never buy coffee from the grocery
store, but it seems OK and it's Fair-Trade.
N: OMG, thank you; I normally drink janitor coffee or instant
anyway so this is awesome!
store, but it seems OK and it's Fair-Trade.
N: OMG, thank you; I normally drink janitor coffee or instant
anyway so this is awesome!
by PARTY SWEAT November 30, 2010