A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.
Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.
by Swedishchris November 9, 2014
by wolfparadise June 12, 2009
All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"
by Sir Xar June 5, 2005
by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003
1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011
1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013