When you’re running super late for an event and go 20+ miles above the speed limit and don’t give a fuck about the risk of getting pulled over.
Fuck I forgot my backpack at home now I gotta speed home and get it
by Dubiks May 10, 2019
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When calling someone sped is an understatement.

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Sped is a light word Nils, the man is literally speed
by LittleBuddy2002 November 1, 2019
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A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
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This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.
The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!
by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017
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Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.
I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉
by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022
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A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.
"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"
by thethizzkid December 13, 2020
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