Seizure
When you see a flashing light and you're all like kfnsldjmthjfiremdhiufg,tufdhmyurtmfi, flopping on the floor uncontrollably like afish but it only happens to some people
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Keyboard Seizure
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"
Keyboard Seizure by Roxy13grl January 3, 2011
Bieber Seizure
Bieber Seizure by ThePJCommitee November 16, 2010
seizure-and-forfeiture
A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them
Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
seizure-and-forfeiture by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014
mouth seizure
mouth seizure by bronxbomber727 January 10, 2009
citrus seizure
State of getting shakes after consuming excessive amounts of citrus fruit like lemon, orange, grapefruit
citrus seizure by spik3 January 20, 2011