mos puto

A dumb looking guy who does, says and/or wears things that really make him look faggoty.

Cory and Topanga driving down the road, see a man walking a poodle, on his blue-tooth, in old school short shorts and work boots.
Cory: yells, "Mos puto!!!"

Topanga: Laughs her ass off.

(George Lopez does stand up about this...SEE IT, TRUST ME!)

by The OG Topanga June 11, 2007

puto mark

a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.

That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.

by El mas chingon September 26, 2013

Harry Puto

The gay verson of Harry Potter.

books are:

1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.

2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong

3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.

HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN

harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"

by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006

TOMA PUTO

To get someone from behind while bending over. Meaning they like it in the butt.

When some one bends over for any reason, and someone comes from behind and yells out "toma puto". Usually happen to a unexpected person.

by tx123 February 11, 2010

Mas Puto

Adjetive: Bitch ass shit.

Puto: Omg, lol, I'm roflmao.
Man: MAS PUTO.

by Crass Naste January 25, 2010

Puto Burger

A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.

We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger

by Pedio September 13, 2017

puto burger

A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.

After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .

by Pedio September 7, 2017