Someone who lacks empathy, lies compulsively, often has a bad sense of smell, and is prone to over reacting to things that don't go their way. Often stereotyped as being a hot murderer who always knows what they are doing, most Psychopaths are actually very impulsive and rarely plan ahead. These people can be found most often working as a CEO, Actor, Doctor/Surgeon, Manager, or Politician.
by That Sparrow January 26, 2017
I had to kill, but it wasn't the right time, there were to many people. So I have to do things the hard way by projecting Psychopathic waves and all of the sudden the person died with no evidence to link me to the murder.
by Jst1man March 13, 2015
Ex-"I want you in my life. I am ready for this again."
You-"TOTALLY!"
5 min later
Ex-"I'm not ready. I can't give you what you want."
You-"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"
Ex-"You're a psychopath"
Repeat for life.
You-"TOTALLY!"
5 min later
Ex-"I'm not ready. I can't give you what you want."
You-"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"
Ex-"You're a psychopath"
Repeat for life.
by osimonmagus August 18, 2013
Psychopath-
- articulatly fakes a damn good british accent.
- favours tea and crumpets over MacDonald's coffee
- can quote Hannibal Lector, and Dexter
- resembles the average caucasian fellow
- enjoys art work, photography, and classical music
- secretly murders younger children in her/his backyard with chees graders while singing along to showtunes
- could be found in phone book under name of 'Jennifer Gould'
Often quoted saying: 'It ain't murder if we do it with a smile, is it?'
- articulatly fakes a damn good british accent.
- favours tea and crumpets over MacDonald's coffee
- can quote Hannibal Lector, and Dexter
- resembles the average caucasian fellow
- enjoys art work, photography, and classical music
- secretly murders younger children in her/his backyard with chees graders while singing along to showtunes
- could be found in phone book under name of 'Jennifer Gould'
Often quoted saying: 'It ain't murder if we do it with a smile, is it?'
by BunD. December 30, 2010
by Shíthead December 20, 2016
by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 26, 2018
See Osama bin Laden. Why is he a psychopath? He only kills innocents, has a self-righteous cause, kills people who tolerate his religion...I think I just answered my own question.
by A Terrible Driver August 11, 2009