National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.
by PedroWilko September 24, 2019
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
by mickey mouse420 April 15, 2022
by Jollytherancher May 19, 2022
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 19, 2023
by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023
Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
by D3pressed a-hole January 8, 2020
by Gregerkul2_0 March 13, 2021