A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.
by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019
The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.
"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."
by SlimCharly October 24, 2018
by cookingpig November 28, 2011
Simon- Come cruise wit us Koa, we can get all the chicks and then smoke some batu later.
Koa- Nah I dont do drugs.
Simon- You Fucking Panty!
Koa- Nah I dont do drugs.
Simon- You Fucking Panty!
by Kailua boy January 31, 2004
by Nana March 27, 2005
No Panties- "make yourself useful and make me a sandwich."
Kitty Kat- "do it yourself, you're a big boy."
No Panties- "lame."
Kitty Kat- " : / thanks."
Kitty Kat- "do it yourself, you're a big boy."
No Panties- "lame."
Kitty Kat- " : / thanks."
by kkkkkkaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt February 12, 2008
The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.
I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!
I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!
by The Never Ending Penis May 14, 2011