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by deebusiness October 19, 2010
Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
by WTF2011 August 16, 2011
Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.
"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"
- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)
"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"
- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)
"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"
by TeaPartyForHatter October 16, 2015
Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
by Spainwater2002 October 18, 2021
The sexual act involving a violent hand job followed by loose change being thrown at the individual for their services.
My wife and I did it Salvation Army Style last night. First she "rang my bells" then I threw loose change at her.
by jmac1010 December 8, 2016
The fourth DLC raid to be released in Destiny 2. It is a Vex-themed raid that features the Sol Divisive Vex as well as taking place within the Black Garden on Mars. The raid itself is not too special however is scrutinized by the Destiny community for the exotic quest for the raid weapon being tedious or painful to complete with randoms.
The raid was released on October 5th, 2019
The raid was released on October 5th, 2019
by Darthbuttkiss January 20, 2023
Salvations are natural alpha males. They have no need or desire to impress. Even just their presence is enough to make your girlfriend contemplate breaking up with you. Salvations are born to throw hands and are also born with three legs 👀. They are usually tall, brown and always ready to throw down. Nonetheless, they like keeping to themselves and enjoy their peace and quiet. So don't be mislead, or you'll meet his third leg.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.
Salvation Sami is Handsome
by CzZuP November 23, 2021