An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.
Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.
Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.
Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.
Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.
Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.
by Thecockatootamer May 2, 2023
He's after her mouse.
by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010
Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?
Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!
Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?
Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!
Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?
by Dougdoug22 November 14, 2011
Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.
Juicy J- Ay Keisha you're gonna need to mouse it, bitch don't even say nuthin about it"
Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"
Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"
by Ronaldjohnson December 10, 2013
After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"
by The Revealer of things August 12, 2011
by gbvhneoghboebhno May 18, 2007