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midwestern emo 

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someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success
Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*
midwestern emo by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022
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MidwesternBye 

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The act of someone saying goodbye in such a way that extends the company's visit.
I was late cause he gave me the ole' MidwesternBye.
MidwesternBye by RayIsMyRealName September 3, 2022
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midwesterner cold medicine

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An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
midwesterner cold medicine by McGooo November 23, 2022
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Midwestern State University 

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A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.
Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University
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Midwestern Popsicle 

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When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
Midwestern Popsicle by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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midwestern churn 

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The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.
I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.
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