when inserting or drilling a penis into a rectum, the excrement or shit is known as marmite mostly used when refering to gays or puffs who bang arse holes.
Hank says: i am a marmite driller
hey hank you marmite drilling bastard
by ian russell the muscle pippin February 12, 2007
Get the marmite driller mug.
Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.
Man, I would rather sniff your Marmite Flower than listen to another Nickelback song.
by Scarecrow.Breaks June 18, 2009
Get the Marmite Flower mug.
The placing of Marmite in the bum crack, and then rimming the arse hole. Being Marmite, you either 'love it or you hate it'.
Person 1 - "Me girlfriend was marmite rimming me last night"
Person 2 - "You either love it or you hate it!"
by steve152543 April 30, 2009
Get the marmite rimming mug.
a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of
the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it
by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021
Get the marmite machine mug.
The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
by Joeh! January 3, 2013
Get the The Marmite Theory mug.
Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo
'John travels the marmite highway'
by NOTHUMBS September 15, 2006
Get the MARMITE HIGHWAY mug.
When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.
"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."
by benaaaay September 19, 2008
Get the Marmite Bum mug.