Liquor Store Scruff 

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught

-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"

Liquor Store Scruff by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

Liquor and Bicker 

The act of getting drunk, calling your girlfriend/ boyfriend and arguing over nothing.

Guy 1: Dude where have you been?

Guy 2: ah Sally's being so dumb, we had a liquor and bicker

Liquor and Bicker by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

Liquor Vulture 

Someone who never gets a drink of their own, but instead drinks the last sips and dregs of everyone elses drink.

Man, Mike finished off all of our Smirnoff Ice's while we were gone; he's a total liquor vulture.

Liquor Vulture by BluLobster January 11, 2010

liquor face 

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.

I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...

liquor face by MrSnooze May 28, 2010

LAQueres 

|Noun|: A sexy dark chocolate skin man with a passion for medicine. A Laqueres also has too many baby mamas to count and is a advocate for the Anti-Process Foundation.

Girl my doctors is a LAQueres, was about ready to become his 49th baby mama 🥵.
Son I have faith you will become a LAQueres one day, keep working hard.

LAQueres by Laqueres July 2, 2020

JoJo LaQuerre 

A real beauty. The definition comes from the iconic racing legend Joey LaQuerre's car, which was, even for a lump of metal and rubber, was quite beautiful. Also implies a tragic clumsyness, as Joey was killed in a snowmobile accident. JoJo Laquerres can also be a combination of these two.

Stud M. - (observing a girl who is incredibly hot tripping for no apparent reason) - "Whoa! What a JoJo Laquerre!"

JoJo LaQuerre by Chunkylover124 December 8, 2009

soft liquor

Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.

"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "

soft liquor by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2013