A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.
March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.
by Monkey's Dad February 22, 2021
A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2022
The night equivalent of Groundhog Day, e.g. when you wish a previous dream or night experience to repeat.
by MB 1 August 15, 2018
when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.
by Doctor Ballscratch May 18, 2004
A condition in which one is so constipated that the poo is limited to a slight exposure, enough to reveal its shadow, and then retreats back into its hole.
by Sakekij October 11, 2008
I'd love to come out clubbing tonight, but I am having a bit of a groundhog day! I ain't got the time!
by Chewiee May 14, 2003
Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014