Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
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A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)
Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer
by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019
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people who support that groomer t*ny l*p*z
It's not ok to be a groomer supporters please don't be one.
by thedevilzbitch May 7, 2021
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Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.

In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
Trutherbots are adult groomers.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
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A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.
Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.
by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 8, 2014
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the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.
"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"
by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021
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