crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day

Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you

by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010

Flack

Rodney lost the bet because he is flack

Ill take my six pack on friday cuz of flack

by Flackboss October 15, 2019

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

flack

definition:units of telepathy

lets flack to disney world

by chasbo12 November 23, 2021

Flick Flack

A unit of measurement used when measuring the number of Shines in a multi-shine

Scar: Wow. Hax with the amazing shield-pressure.
Toph: That was at LEAST 10 flick flacks

by In Memory of Ember March 21, 2016

fac flack

when someone does an act of being a complete moron.

oh man...he was such a fac flack today.

by ke55y December 10, 2010

flack ass hoe

Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.

"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"

by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017