The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy March 30, 2011
A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero
Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia
Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump
@bwarner @30PercentHero
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero
Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia
Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump
@bwarner @30PercentHero
by @30PercentHero October 29, 2010
by El Jefe August 20, 2003
A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
by Jeff Conwell June 15, 2010
The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.
Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.
by skibby avenger July 29, 2011
variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010