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Dating Miss Michigan 

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
Dating Miss Michigan by SuzieQ April 25, 2006

low cost dating 

low cost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.

Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.

Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
low cost dating by mave73 May 20, 2008

copcarbon dating 

determining the age of a movie by the cop cars in the movie.
I can tell by copcarbon dating the single cherry on the cop cars in Beverly Hills Cop that movie came out in the eighties.
copcarbon dating by lilbludog February 15, 2009

Computer Dating 

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Computer Dating by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
Normally a meeting for two people to get together and see what the other person is like. In Middle School and below, the term is used as an excuse to kiss people. Commonly mistaken with young puppy love
Daughter: Dad, Brian and I are dating.
Dad: Honey, you're five.
Dating by TheShadow3002 August 7, 2015

Expiration Dating 

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
Expiration Dating by murdadrum January 4, 2014