cinco de drinko 

a party incorporating Mexican themes, such as margaritas and guacamole, regardless of party-goers nationalities. best if not taken too seriously and barely resembling a traditional celebration of Mexico's Cinco de Mayo.
best served on or around the date of Cinco de Mayo.

are you going to Monica's Cinco de Mayo party tonight?" "but today is May 7th, isn't the party a bit late?" "well, this party is more like..Cinco de Drinko

cinco de drinko by appendixxx June 3, 2011

Cinco de Mayo 

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

Cinco de Mayo by ginger petunia January 5, 2005

Cinco De Mayo 

A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.

Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

2)fapping, that is self explanatory

Cinco De Mayo by llamaguy May 19, 2007

cinco!pack 

Also known as cincopack
1. A 30 pack case of beer.
2. A one-nighter
3. A bingefest

Damn man, last night I had a cinco!pack..and holy shit am I suffering for it today!

Did did you see that freak last night..was all like cinco!packed and shit.

cinco!pack by Anonymous February 20, 2005

Cinco! Cinco! 

an act in which ten sweaty Mexican migrant workers (with dirt 'staches) named Diego, Esteban, Pancho, Paco, Chico, Alfonso, Juan-Carlos, Pedro, Raul, Sergio. They all take turns gangbanging (five at a time) one migrant wench with a hairy bush. And then rotate to the next group of five.
***MUST BE NAMED ABOVE TO BE ELIGIBLE TO PERFORM CINCO! CINCO!

"Ten migrant workers performed Cinco! Cinco! on me. Those sweaty hombres sure did run a train on me last nite after i passed out in the cornfield... it wasnt all that bad... except for the fact that my ass can now fit ten tamales in it... but all in all... GOATSE!!!"

Cinco! Cinco! by Merve Engle May 26, 2007

Cinco de Mayo Eve 

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

Cinco de Mayo Eve by Not Mat October 19, 2012

cinco de mayo 

the birthday of tia!

feliz cumpleanos a mi!

cinco de mayo by tia thornton May 5, 2005