Baby Wang 

SMALL PEN15
like JIGGINS!

it grew 3 mm last night!! now its 3 cm!

Baby Wang by Emma Mc Big Rack ( . ) ( . ) May 30, 2003

Baby wipes 

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

Baby wipes by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

my baby wants 

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy

"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"

my baby wants by miss hatt December 9, 2008

Baby Wrangler 

The manager of a large group of engineers. This collection of social inbreds requires massive amounts of attention to all of their petty needs. While they may be able to solve complex technical problems, the trade-off is that they struggle and ultimately flounder with the most basic day-to-day tasks, e.g. remembering to tie one's shoes, tuck in one's shirt or that all of your co-workers may not appreciate canned tuna as a choice of cologne.

Brian. Brian thought that he could make a difference by becoming engineering manager, only to find out that 99% of his time would be spent as a baby wrangler.

Baby Wrangler by Mike UntIsWet May 2, 2008

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head 

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

baby wrangler 

One who makes sweet love to a pregnant female human being.

"Dude was so hard up for some ass, he ran all up in his 8-month pregnant girlfriend. I can't stands me a baby wrangler."

baby wrangler by Rob Wright December 28, 2005

baby Witch 

a Witch that was born from another Witches womb, a baby Witch like 1 day old to 3 years old, not what a novice calls themself, novice and baby Witch has been misconcepted

what are we gonna name our baby Witch?

baby Witch by anons15 October 3, 2021