ASMR

The act of doing random ass things with shitty camera audio

Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...

by God... help us September 3, 2019

Asmr

NO ASMR APRIL

-No watching same in April.
That means no asmr

by Jamma September 22, 2020

ASMR

the most horrible thing that makes you want to cry and commit 80 crimes every hour

Anne: hey wanna listen to ASMR
Koi: no that shit hurts

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

ASMR

it stands for Awesome Synchronized Metalic Rats according to Kevin Moon.

Deobi 1: Hey did you see the one video of moonbae beating that box!
Deobi 2: Yea that was some sick ASMR!

by kyuteres August 9, 2020

ASMR

Shit that makes you go deaf :>>

Laura- ''Oh no it's asmr!''

Ashley- ''We're all gonna go deaf!''

by My.Mum.Is.Cooler.Than.You November 1, 2019

ASMR Protocol

Andy Sandy Mandy Randy

Me: Hey Rishabh do you know about ASMR Protocol?

Rishabh: No, what is it?

Me: Andy Sandy Mandy Rishabh Randy

by gtc-sandy February 26, 2021

ASMR

That happy feeling you get when you rap a whole verse perfectly without making a mistake

*raps Eminem* “Broo that felt good. That was some ASMR

by TheKingOfTheWorld222 March 16, 2019