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Clean Up On Aisle 2 

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.
After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.
Clean Up On Aisle 2 by Mr. Guy Poulin September 12, 2018

Tool Aisle 

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.
Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.

Aisle Butt 

When you sit in the aisle of the bus and people's asses rub against you, making you very uncomfortable for the duration of your journey.
"No! I don't want to sit in the aisle, I'll cop some aisle butt!"
Aisle Butt by blink-182 Fan February 2, 2010

Rambling aimlessly 

1. Rambling (pronounced "rambling”) it’s a, best described as, kinda. Um, you know; when you do, like, talk & stuff for things, I mean about things, lol. It’s about how you can talk about things to talk about, not for things, huh? That could have sounded bad. Haha, lucky I’ve cleared that up... So, alright. When people or ‘persons’ are rambling on, they can have a lot of trouble maintaining concentration on their own conversation, which could be really hard for other people to read. Not to all people, but many, but not all. Like this one guy I knew from high school. He sorta really didn’t talk much, but when he did talk, it was a bit confusing to try & understand & follow what he was trying to, um, like, make you understand what he was trying to understand. And you felt really bad asking him to repeat. So you had to listen really hard & try to get everything first time, but if not you could just nod accordingly when he looked at you.
So, um. Yer! I think that’s everything covered.

2. Uhhhh, dunno. Not really that sure.
1. huh? Why are you rambling aimlessly?
2. Hmm, okay. Thanks for not rambling aimlessly.

on the produce aisle 

in a persistent vegetative state
Terry was on the produce aisle
on the produce aisle by trikmc June 17, 2006

Clean up on aisle 3 

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order
*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!