Something people want handed over to them during rectal butt sex or after u just told ur homie u got diagnosed with gonorreah
Me: Jeffrey your toes, hand em over
Jeffrey: ur mom gay
Me: no u
by peeonmyshoe69 May 19, 2018
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Ugly, unattractive, gross, hideous, bad looking
"Amber is the cutest person ever and I'm a toe compared to her!"

"Everyone I know is gorgeous and I just look like a toe"

"I look like a big toe
I feel like a big toe
I am a big toe"

"I hate when people take pictures of me when I'm not paying attention bc I always look like a toe"

"I look like a homeless 100 year old woman's crusty old toe"
by Tthomastx May 18, 2015
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something that is on you foot and moves.
Hey i just moved my toe!
by sarah March 20, 2005
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The word you use when you dont want to say coming.
My friend is toeing over in 30 minutes.
Im toeing right now.
by soggy Bottom Boys July 26, 2009
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Thee most amazing friend in teh world. Gorgeous, awesome, funny, a little dumb sometimes, great sense of fashion, awesome person.
Toes- Tower Of Epic Strength, Tits Of Exceptional Size, Totally Original Extra Special, AKA EMILY NEALY
by Emma Bagshaw February 1, 2009
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Something Andrew likes to say a lot.
Andrew: I can't hang out today.
Taylor: Why not?
Andrew: I HAVE TOES!!!
by Itzah C. Kret September 2, 2008
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