Go and take a bath with your rubber dicky!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019
A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.
This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
by sir david attenborough the 2nd December 28, 2007
by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2011
"Dead rubber" is a sporting term; used in description of a match in a league or series where the series' result has already been decided by previous matches' results. The dead rubber match therefore has no effect on the winner and loser of the series, other than the number of matches won and lost and can be considered entirely superfluous.
I dont care if its Peggy's funeral, Arsenal in a Champions League group stage dead rubber is more important
by JustAGuyWhoLikesArsenal. A lot November 29, 2010
In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.
by SkidMarkyMark June 3, 2006
by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.
by rmbs2023 March 18, 2008