by yer feckin mam May 21, 2022
James is a skinny twig-like figure and his residence in Spain is his only personality trait. He had an interesting run in a relationship with a certain someone that left him determined to improve his figure - we are yet to see improvements. One thing James cannot improve is his micropenis. James spends most of his time posting about the gym on his private story and losing games ( currently among us ) which is a prime source of entertainment for a lot of people. If u are ever to encounter this interesting being it is advised you stay away as the strong stench of paella may be damaging to those around him and if already in contact it is advised you break away immediatly.
You: Oh, who is that skinny lanky Spanish fuck over there ??
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
by JudeT7 October 21, 2020
The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.
Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
by SirSource August 5, 2020