by ranch dressin March 9, 2005
Cocaine vinyl is not only an Instagram page with aesthetic quotes and pictures. It’s a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe, but a feeling that suddenly pops up. Cocaine vinyl is a feeling when you think of a special person and you Get sort of a lump in your stomach that you can’t explain. When you look at Instagram posts about love, pain etc. you will most lonely experience cocaine vinyl
Last night when i was scrolling through Instagram, and i SAW this post and cocaine vinyl hit me in the stomach like a wrecking ball!
by RGNRK July 16, 2019
an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man
by mrsquidward1257 February 23, 2023
A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.
Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.
Hipster: I have it on vinyl.
Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?
Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.
Normal guy: Whatever.
Hipster: I have it on vinyl.
Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?
Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.
Normal guy: Whatever.
by AlexeiTheTroll January 20, 2011
The holy lord, the one true god who’s word is fact. His ability to be inclusive and trendy makes him the best youtuber on the planet. No - not best youtuber. The best human being to date. Vinylic Puma gaming is the perfect human, and every time he uploads a video a parade is held in the streets and people rejoice as their salvation has come.
So I must come together and say, keep waiting for another #pumacounts
So I must come together and say, keep waiting for another #pumacounts
by Rooples July 13, 2019
Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum with piece of wheat grass in a hurry*
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!
by Dead-Leg Jimbo January 11, 2006
by xxgogglesxx February 7, 2005