A fucking psycho cripple fuckface von clownstick that can't last a day with out hurting herself especially on classics trips.
'Oh the ambulance is here, i wonder what happened?'
'It was Tori the fuckface, she fell over again.'
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A funny, fast, athletic, smart, strong, sweet, hot, kind, sexy, and caring girl who loves with all her heart. She's a badass psycho fucking bitch when you mess with someone she cares about. If you know Tori she either likes you and will have your back right or wrong or she doesn't care for you in which case you better watch your back because she will kick you in the ass or shin, either way it hurts! She is so funny in seconds you will be laughing or smiling when you talk to her. She is so fast, one of the fastest girls you will ever meet. Tori is very athletic she loves to run, play soccer, play volleyball, and sometimes she will bowl. She is so smart and she is always willing to help you when you’re struggling. She is so strong her body is like a rock. Tori is so sweet if you have a problem she will always be able to fix it. She is one of the hottest girls in the world, and she doesn’t even know it. She is so kind she will go up and out of her way until you are happy. Tori is so sexy, she has a hot and sexy body. She is very caring she will make sure you are always happy and help you look on the bright side! You are so lucky too even know Tori unless you're on her bad side in that case RUN! Tori is truly an amazing person.
Jake: hey look at that tori chick, is she single?
Logan: I don't know but she is so hot and sexy!
Rob: hey guys you want a cookie

Jake: no
Rob: do you think Tori wants one?
Logan: she already has two!
by W1ll0w March 16, 2019
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person 1: dude did u see what that dude did? he made us leave the European Union!
person 2: damn what an idiot! what was his name?
person 1: Boris Johnson, that Tory.
person 2: ooooh yeah BoJo yeah figures what an idiot.
by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 17, 2022
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She is very loud and annoying. She can be heard from miles and loves to eat pizza. Tori can sometimes get angry but is usually nice and you can always count on her
Tori is just so nice.
by Tori T January 19, 2015
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1.The worst political party in the UK.Sorry, make that the world

2.Nasty People who act like the political party
1.Them Tories better not win the election this year

2.See Cooper or Condie
by David Richardson March 24, 2005
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A hardworking mother who will do anything for her children. A social butterfly who's not afraid to reach out and give second, even third chances. Forgive and forget, then carry on. She tries her hardest in everything she does and I LOVE YOU! Happy Birthday!
A Wondering Stranger:"How do you describe someone who is caring, amazing, and the best EVER?"

My Response:"My mom, Tori."
by lolo2000 August 12, 2011
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