by Not Cool dude April 23, 2021
An extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. Singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. She loves Jesus and is extremely forgiving. Any boy would be lucky to have this girl. This girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren't more like her.
by iloveyouforeverbestfriend(: November 9, 2010
1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu January 28, 2008
Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
by sebber July 18, 2019
I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
by The surveyer December 27, 2005
A name used for the hugely popular boy band that obsessed teenage girls drool over.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.
Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
by Hyena King December 14, 2009
by Dead_123456789101112131415 March 19, 2018