the inverted penis which results to look like a vagina after a sex change from male to female.
Gross! That "chick" has a shams!! Better be careful around "her"!
by Derka Dirk October 4, 2006
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a douchebag who treats girls like they're toys, and has no respect for them. he traps you in his heart and frees you at his will! all he wants is sex sex sex and more sex. he is a very big pot head and likes to play with girls feelings and hearts. he loves making girls cry and making them fall for him. he is a very conceited two faced fake overly confident cunning guy who EVERY girl should be careful of! he is not the right guy and is a big asshole full of FAKE pride, and dignity. he throws people out of his life like they meant nothing to him and worst of all he is a LIAR. he blackmails people and blames his shit on other people and tries to make himself look good. he is a HYPOCRIT and goes out of his way to make whatever he wants happen. when you meet him watch out. he could turn your life into a disaster!
watch out girl he will SHAMS you!

don't fall for him he's just like a SHAMS!

never go for a guy like a SHAMS!
by drizzyboo. <3 December 26, 2011
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noun: a girl with exceptional talent in virtually everything she does; takes a dick to the mouth like a champ; ridiculously smart but even more ridiculously sexy; gives phenomenal performances in the bedroom; hips like cinderella; smells like spring flowers when she's having spring showers (down there); coolest fucking chick that you'll ever meet; likes it raw and dirty; falls under every category: cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot
man, that broad's no ordinary broad, she's a shams.

dude, i'd do anything to pretzel a shams.
by sohard4her July 29, 2009
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Noun - North Irish slang for a wannabe boy racin, car moddin' Ballymoney sham sir.

Verb. To Sham
Goin cruisin up Portstewart Promenade on a Sunday night shootin stupid water guns, beepin horns and unnecesary wheel spinning.
Alright sham!? Goin cruisin' th night boss?
by RickyPortstewart September 4, 2009
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She is a girl that is both smart, caring and beautiful. She is always perfect and is very social. Boys always like her because of her nice and positive energy. Sham's is a unique individual that always follows her heart. She is kind and is always there for her friends. She is fun and she is the most trustworthy person. Don't ever be afraid of her because she is always welcoming and nice no matter who the person is. She is not shy and her personality puts a smile onto everyones face. She has a brother who wishes he could be quit as good as her.
Awwww!!! Sham's is the best!!!

I miss Sham's because she is not here.

Let's invite Sham's she will make the party so much better!!!

I love being Sham's friend because she is so amazing!
by Urbangodsssss September 12, 2018
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A person that is 6 foot 5 and 350 pounds. He has many hobbies. Not good hobbies though. His favorite activity is driving his car around with his captured girls in the back seat asleep. Sometimes on Xbox you can hear them scream.

He says he is a homophobe but he secretly wants to suckle on a lot of gay nibbas toes. He really wants to lick James Charles dirty ass toes most of all.

Another hobby he has is to read weird porno fictions, he made me read an incest one and I didn’t enjoy it.

Finally he hates Jews, loves his sister, rhombus, and his brother ,chair, and his mom. To sum it all up, sham, you are an interesting specimen.
You know that dude sham that hates Jews, captures girls, and wants to suckle James Charles toes?
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