1. To intentionally misinform using myths and other popular misconceptions.
2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation.
2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation.
Health Care Reform is being shot down by myth-information.
Creationism is myth-information rather than science.
9-11 conspiracy theories are based on myth-information.
Creationism is myth-information rather than science.
9-11 conspiracy theories are based on myth-information.
by Innocent4 August 27, 2009
A well spoken myth amongst the tour crowds that Albert Hoffman, Founder and Synthesizer of D-9-Lysergic Acid Diethylamine. It is said that Albert, who believed that the U.S. Government, as the new superpower, would be determined to destroy LSD or directly control it. So, Hoffman set to work. He manufactured the Largest Crystal of Pure LSD known to man. It weighed somewhere between 35-55 kilograms, or roughly 100-110 pounds. This crystal was then entrusted to the GDF, who have buried it somewhere in a refrigerator, where no one will ever find it, and it will last humanity with enough hits till the end of the world.
by TourScribe March 10, 2009
A bit of folklore widely beleived to be real but that never actually happened.
Examples:
The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.
Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'
Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'
Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.
Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen
Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin
Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat
Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women
Examples:
The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.
Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'
Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'
Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.
Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen
Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin
Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat
Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women
by Woody Thomas August 23, 2007
Guy1: did you see that noob at the KBD?
Guy2: no, who was it?
Guy1: His name was Cheese Myth, and he was wearing rune. l0l
Guy2: no, who was it?
Guy1: His name was Cheese Myth, and he was wearing rune. l0l
by sals cc September 20, 2009
by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018
A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.
What the fuck is a myth goner
by iOrphic October 9, 2017
crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.
by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011